2010-01-05 03:03 am

Until then, the balcony is closed.

I've been extremely remiss in posting about the books and movies I've read/seen lately. I did pretty well this past year with getting into reading books again and getting caught up on movies. I need to be better about posting about them, though, especially now that we've been watching Netflix movies every day!

I'm not really going to review any of them, for the simple fact that I tend to like things for really random reasons, or I get an overall "feeling" about something that can't really be imparted rationally. I also never recommend anything because people can be assholes and I hate when someone reads/watches something I like and then says it was terrible and anyone who liked it has no taste, or when I recommend it and later they're all "Thanks for wasting my time with that piece of crap." So I'm just going to post about it and if anyone wants to see or read it, they can.

Anyway, a few months ago I finally got around to seeing Let the Right One In, or its apparent Swedish name, Let them Rats Come In. I liked it well enough when I watched it, but the more I thought about it afterward, the more I liked it. The movie tended to be mostly about the boy, Oskar, and his relationship with the perpetually 12-year-old vampire girl that moves into his building, but it raised some good questions about the practical issues of being undead. Like, if you don't want to be a totally obvious outcast, how do you assimilate into regular society? Where do you get money, and how do you get a place to live if you're not old enough to do anything? Then, of course, there are the problems of getting the blood you need without being discovered. I like the attitude the movie took toward vampirism; it made it seem really gross and unglamorous, akin to being a rabid animal. There was very little gore for it being a horror movie, which made it more effective when it was there. I think the Swedish setting was excellent, as it was relentlessly gray and grim, and the blood stood out starkly against the snow. The movie uses a lot of long shots, where the main action is happening in the foreground, and then you see something fucked up in the background or on the side and think "Wait, did that just happen?" just as you might in real life. There were a couple of things I could really have done without, and at least one scene that made me laugh out loud when I don't think it was supposed to be funny (cats really don't like vampires, apparently). My only other complaint was that this was a DVD from Netflix, and the version we saw was dubbed; I didn't realize there was a subtitled version on the DVD as well, and the English dubbing was absolutely horrible. So if I watch it again, it would definitely be the subtitled version, and I'm sure I'll be watching it again. There's also the novel it was based on, which I'd like to read.

Another one I finally got around to seeing was The Orphanage, which was produced by Guillermo del Toro but has a different director. It is in Spanish, though, and has a similar feel to del Toro's films. This movie was gorgeous to look at. There's a beautiful ocean cave setting that was used, and even though it's contemporary, everything has a sort of Victorian feel to it. Nothing seemed wasted or ordinary; instead of using a normal brass key to open a door, it's an ornate skeleton key, for instance. If I were to recommend this to someone, though, I wouldn't even begin to know how to describe it. The subject matter is dark, but I wouldn't describe it as a horror movie. It's not scary so much as it is eerie; it's more of the type of being startled by seeing someone standing somewhere they don't belong. Oddly, it winds up being uplifting despite being sad. Very interesting, and I would definitely watch it again--unlike Pan's Labyrinth, which I loved but don't think I could sit through again, because when it was over I felt like I'd been kicked in the gut.

I also came across a movie called Joshua. I had added it on Netflix, but found it On Demand and watched it there instead. It's a pretty standard "little kid is a psycho but no one believes it" movie, but was weird enough to be interesting. It seemed to be trying for a sort of arty feel, and managed to build a decent amount of suspense, even though the plot was pretty standard. The main problems I had with this movie were that the baby screams a lot (which makes my ovaries shrivel), and people kept yelling "Joshua!", which didn't make anything shrivel but was a tad annoying. Overall, though, I found it above average. Sam Rockwell has been growing on me, and the climax of the movie takes place at the Alice in Wonderland statue in Central Park, so it scored points with me for that :)
2009-08-23 07:13 pm

In Larry's case, we would need an international airport. Yale could use an international airport.

This is random, but I was thinking about it recently. I've decided one of my major pet peeves is wealthy people who don't get a college degree. I don't mean well-to-do or upper middle class--I mean Scrooge McDuck, Daddy Warbucks kind of wealthy.

Think about it. You could probably get in anywhere, and you're sure to get in somewhere. They'll probably wave you in based on having gone to Exeter or whatever schmancy private school you were sent to, and even if you're a complete idiot your parents could grease the skids by buying them a library or something. I'm fairly sure the admission process is a little less stringent when you can pay the entire four years of tuition up front, in cash. You don't have to worry about how to pay tuition, or paying for your textbooks or lab fees, or having to do a work-study or get a part-time (or full-time) job to pay your bills while trying to maintain your GPA.

People say "Well, they don't have to go to school because they have enough money," but that's the point. You could study whatever you want without worrying about whether it will get you a job when you're finished. You can do it simply because it interests you, and if it's the history of 15th-century Flemish art, so be it. I can't imagine with the number of schools and majors there are, there isn't at least one thing that actually interests you or that you're good at. If you have a learning disability or college "isn't for you," you can afford a cadre of tutors and assistants to help you. You could afford to take one or two classes at a time and live off campus, so you don't have to deal with some cuntrag roommate making your life miserable. And you probably won't be tempted to blow off your studying to go to some pissant kegger when you went to Ibiza over the summer.

You don't have to go right away, either. You can take time to travel or "find yourself" first. Or if you want to do something that is better to start while you're younger, like athletics, acting or modeling (real modeling, not that dilettante bullshit that people who are famous for no reason do every once in a while so they can say they have a career), then by all means do that first and go to school later.

I just don't get why you wouldn't want to get a higher education at all when there's really nothing stopping you. If I had that much money, I'd have at least half a dozen degrees by now :P
2009-04-02 11:04 pm

Work-from-home position!

I just got a message from Rusty Zipper (online vintage clothing store) that they're looking for people to work from home answering phone calls for customers.

"In order to better help our customers, we're looking for phone shopping assistants to provide customer service by phone from home during hours when our in-office team is not available (before 8am Pacific Time, after 4pm Pacific time and on weekends).

If you're interested in being part of the RustyZipper.Com team or know of someone who would be, please let us know by filling out the application at:

http://tinyurl.com/RustyZipperPhoneHelp

Thanks!

The Rusty Zipper Vintage Clothing Team
Jen, Elise, Kati, Joyce, Natalia, Nicole, Tim,
Marilyn, Michele and Don

no phone inquiries, please"


I know quite a few of you are looking for part-time or work-from-home positions, and most are into vintage clothing as well, so I thought you might be interested :)
2009-03-31 11:25 pm

Another holiday poll

I was so amused by my St. Patrick's Day poll that I'm doing one for April Fool's Day. And possibly every other holiday, at least as long as I have to hear people talk about how much they hate said holiday.

[Poll #1375946]
2009-03-25 03:12 pm

Stolen from redhotlips



Go here if you want to make your own.
2009-03-17 09:05 am

Obligatory passive-aggressive holiday-related post

Every time there's a holiday, no matter how minor, I always see a flurry of passive-aggressive posts from people saying why they hate that particular holiday and why it's stupid for people to celebrate it. I'm going to go ahead and assume there are some relating to St. Patrick's Day already, even though I haven't looked at my friends page. So I figured I'd join in just for funsies, but since I'm not really a passive-aggressive person (and I actually don't mind St. Patrick's Day), I'm going to post a poll so you can decide my reasoning for me.

[Poll #1366937]
2009-02-18 09:43 am

Who are these people?

This is the second or third time LJ had randomly decided to replace one of my icons with something I don't recognize. It's my default icon. If you can't see it, it looks like this:



So now I'm all intrigued, especially since anyone else who can see it will assume I put it there on purpose, and I'd like to know what I'm inadvertently representing. I'm assuming they're pop stars or actresses; possibly models, since it looks like the one on the right is wearing lolita. I'm just glad it's not some douchebag celebutante because I'd have to delete my LJ.
2009-01-31 01:51 pm

Escape attempt stopped by lamppost

Escape attempt stopped by lamppost

New Zealand authorities said a lamp post and a pair of handcuffs foiled an escape attempt by two prisoners from a courthouse.

Security staff at Hastings District Court on New Zealand's North Island said the two men ran from the courthouse but were stopped when they attempted to run on either side of a lamp post, apparently forgetting they were handcuffed together, Britain's The Daily Telegraph reported Thursday.


They forgot to say "bread and butter"!

2009-01-19 04:23 pm

Fool me twice...can't get fooled again

Na na na na
Na na na na
HEY HEY HEY
GOODBYE!!!

2009-01-14 03:25 pm

Aw, man

Ricardo Montalban dies at 88

May his casket be lined with fine Corinthian leather :(

Aside from the fact that he was incredibly suave and I always enjoyed his work, I have good memories associated with him. My parents used to go out a lot on Saturday nights, and my babysitters would let me stay up until they pulled up in the driveway, which was usually very late. I always got to watch Fantasy Island.
2009-01-05 06:15 pm

Books

What are the last few books you read? What did you like/dislike about them?

I'm looking for things to add to my to-read list. I have quite a few already, but I'm always looking for new ideas. Don't worry about genre or whether you think I'd like it; I'm interested in seeing what everyone reads.

Last year was the first time I've been able to read an actual book in years (thanks, most likely, to the Wellbutrin, as nothing else changed and I was suddenly able to concentrate), and I feel like I have so much catching up to do, especially given how much I used to read.
2009-01-02 04:11 pm

You spin me right round

Huh. Apparently I got some kind of a year-end bonus. I thought maybe they just paid me early because of the holiday (as Don's job did), but the paystub and the online bank statement say "bonus". And there was a letter included thanking us for our hard work and saying even though the economy is bad, our business should keep doing well because we're awesome &etc. So that was nice. It's only about $100, but I'm sho' nuff not turning my nose up at unexpected money!

It will help defray the cost of my recent Victoria's Secret purchase. I bought a few things on sale before Xmas and again after the Semi-Annual Sale started. I was in desperate need of underthings--I've been skating by with 6-year-old Vicky's bras and 4-year old ones from Target, and they're getting pretty decrepit. We will not even discuss the state of my panties. I need to get a lingerie bag to wash my things in. Somehow I kind of forgot that such a thing existed, and when I was thinking about laundry I suddenly remembered. I know you're really not supposed to wash them in the washing machine, but I skeeve hand-washing things. I feel like they never get clean.

Don actually didn't have to work yesterday, so Wednesday night we just hung out here and engaged in some of our favorite activities ;) Yesterday we slept in and watched the Twilight Zone marathon, and then he studied chess. He wants to get back into playing and maybe start competing again.

Sam appears to have a scratch or something under one eye. I thought it was eye gunk and tried to wash it off, but it looks like it's a little scab. She gets those all the time from sister-fights and occasionally overzealously scratching herself. It doesn't appear to be infected or bothering her at all--she's not squinting and didn't move or say anything when I touched it, so I'm just going to leave it alone and keep an eye on it.

I didn't realize how hardcore chickadees are until I moved here. It will be zero degrees or snowing and you don't even see any crows anywhere, but you can hear the chickadees chirping away like it's nothing.
2008-12-31 02:35 pm

Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession

Man, New Year's just snuck up on me. We weren't going to do anything...I'm pretty sure Don has to work tomorrow. I technically don't get holidays off, but as long as it's slow we don't have to do any work. So we'll be hanging out here; there's wine and other stuff here anyway. Not that I have any tolerance anymore. It's going to be like the last couple of New Yearses where I had half a drink and was toast, ha ha.

On Monday, Don was getting ready to leave for work and his car door wouldn't close. The latch wouldn't latch and it kept bouncing back open. He called me from the parking lot and said he was going to Saturn, so he might need a ride to work. They wound up paying for a cab for him to go to work from there, and they didn't charge anything to replace the latch because of our warranty. Score! I figured they might not charge for the parts but charge for labor or something similar, so that was a nice surprise.

When we left on Christmas, I noticed the Bonneville had an orange parking notice on it. We're supposed to move our cars every 24 hours so they can clean the snow out of the spots, but it's stupid because we're basically just playing musical cars and they don't clean the spots out right away anyway. They put one on any of the cars that were completely covered in snow. So I was like, whatever; it might be worth the towing fee just to force someone else to dig it out for me. But the deadline on the notice was Monday the 29th (I guess they realized that the cars weren't moving because people were away for the holiday), and it was warm enough over the weekend that most of the snow melted, so Sunday night we just had to clean a little off and I moved it to another spot. There wasn't one on the Saturn, which hadn't moved either but had no snow on it because I cleaned it off, but I moved it anyway; so much snow had blown between the cars that the front was encased in a snowdrift. When I moved it, there was an imprint of the headlights and grille in the snow. It reminded me of Silly Putty.

Things I have recently learned:
1) Naomi Watts was in Children of the Corn IV.
2) There was a Children of the Corn IV.

I was walking this morning and Sam kept following me and grabbing my ankle. I said "What the hell are you doing?" but then I realized there was a loose thread on the hem of one of my pants legs and it was trailing behind me, and she was pouncing on it. Goofball.
2008-12-20 07:19 pm

Reason to be happy #6

My disco 80s Xmas wreath!



This thing cracks me up every time I look at it. I'll bet my neighbors hate it :D
2008-12-11 11:16 am

Reason to be happy #2

Yesterday I was at the grocery store and this older lady passed by me with her cart. She stopped me and said, "I've passed you three times now, and I can't stop staring at your hair. It's so pretty!" She had a Southern accent, too. So I thanked her and then I had a swelled head for the rest of the day :P

Naturally, my hair was dirty. I think every time I've gotten a compliment on my hair, it was unwashed and kinda greasy. I guess that makes it extra shiny.

Incidentally, this is one meme I don't mind seeing all over my friends page. A lot of people are going through some tough times and it's nice to see everyone having reasons to be happy.
2008-12-10 09:33 am

From revenant_rising

The rules are that for 8 days you have to post something that made you happy that day. Tag 8 people to do the same.

Is this like the Chanukkah of happiness? Because I'm down with that.

Today: I actually enjoy cleaning the snow off my car. I find it very zen, and I get mad if someone tries to help me. (Not the polite trying to help me, the "here, let me do it" kind like I'm doing it wrong.) I enjoy it even more now that I don't have to worry about getting to work on time and have to schedule an extra half hour or so to do it! It's obviously best when it's all powdery and you can just brush it off, although there is something really satisfying about chipping away at a block of ice and finding your car underneath. It's good exercise, too.

I will tag...[livejournal.com profile] _the_other_side, [livejournal.com profile] amphitrite, [livejournal.com profile] aquagirl, [livejournal.com profile] cosmosmariner, [livejournal.com profile] jazzgoddess, [livejournal.com profile] ravendon, [livejournal.com profile] socialmasochist, and [livejournal.com profile] thepartyline. Mostly people who are entirely too busy and probably won't do it, but oh well :P